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I am married to the coolest man EVAH. I just about peed on the head table when he sang this.

We are SO going to hell.

You know, before this year, I think the last time anybody sent me anything was 1952. Oh wait, I wasn't born yet. WELL IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, OK???
Ric knew I was missing my car, so he sent me this one! It's remote control and EVERYTHING! Ilya and I have been racing it around the office on stealth missions. I'm pretty sure I'm going to go through like 80 batteries a week.
He even did mods on it for me and lowered it. And you guys thought I was a techie geek.
Also in the letter: "Should your car need service at any time, you can always send it to Ric's Garage for a complete tune-up, free of charge. Lubes will cost you."
Ooooh, sounds kinky.

and a half

alex is the coolest person EVER. i heart your pants off baby!
nobody ever sends me presents!
i'm speechless. (and we all know THAT never happens)
see this post

that i can't remember this guy's name (because i'm a terrible person), and also i have no idea why i'm yelling, and also what in the jesus on a cannoli am i doing with my finger?
i can say that he was a very nice guy. even though he lives in naperville. har.

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