Home of the 15 Million Dollar Kitteh

They are moving our team to another floor, so our lunchroom has been decimated to prepare for the future tenants of this floor. This forced us to adjourn to the nearest conference room. I think being in an enclosed space made the boys hyperactive, because it became a rip each other apart free-for-all.
So Joel, who is Jewish, is having a conversation with Frankie J, who is an Italian dude. They are both married men, but they were talking about how before they were married, they were thinner and better looking (they're both still cute, men are worse than women, i SWEAR).
And Frankie J made some comment about not having the same qualities to attract women as the Joel.
So Joel turns to Frank and says, "But you have CHRIST."

must be cause it's green. boys like green.

Big Shoulders.

It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's...

and NOT the kind where you reevaluate your life.

Doesn't ever do anything!!!
Every time we walk by the winder he's sitting there lookin' like a billy-no-mates on his trike catchin' flies.
dddeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Must...sleep...
SPOOOOOON!!!

hrmmmm...