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ok, i think my brain just turned to mush...
 
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Hahaha.....I'm glad my brain is on slowmo cause it would have been mush too...........hehehe!
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I think there's some people in white coats that want to speak to both of you...
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damn, and here I thought you'd be highly amused by how I'm now saying HILARIOUS, and the jan's breath references. Damn.
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so it's true then. we're like toddlers who only understand each other. damn. and we're not funny. double damn.
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it should be a movie: "An Island to Throw Up On"
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I got two turntables and a fart-grophone. Jenny and I think we're funny IM-ers.jlsundberg: Mischka Mooska Mouskatools! (As in, "you are a...")
Dawn: ok, if i ever got a dog this would be it http://www.google.com/search?q=goldendoodle&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a i mean c'mon http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Butters!_0181.jpg jlsundberg: so cute! yeah last night i went to sleep at 8 Dawn: ahh wow jlsundberg: i was SO sick to my stomache Dawn: whyso mofo jlsundberg: stomachee i suspect i had a mild version of what my Dad had it reminded me of last Christmas Eve where I felt like if I moved I would hurl Dawn: eww not good jlsundberg: i never hurled because I have an iron will but my stomach felt SO weird Dawn: we're not pukers the two of us jlsundberg: no and i wish i was Dawn: i do too sometimes jlsundberg: because i probably would have felt better afterwards Dawn: but i also wish for an island jlsundberg: and i could be a bulimic oops did i say that out loud? Dawn: hahaha not i cant decide if i should bid on this jlsundberg: an island to throw up on? Dawn: http://cgi.ebay.com/WB-Tasmanian-Devil-Polaroid-Instant-Camera-C-99_W0QQitemZ190283326644QQcmdZViewItemQQptZCollectibles_Animation_Characters?hash=item190283326644&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2|65%3A1|39%3A1|240%3A1318 yes my own pukefestival island thingie jlsundberg: that is SO cute Dawn: yeah jlsundberg: how many are out there? Dawn: i could prolly sell it for 60 a few jlsundberg: it might be something you could hold on to for a while too then buy it Dawn: ya think? jlsundberg: i dont knpow Dawn: if i can snipe it i will and then I'll "hold" it in my pants jlsundberg: you;'re the photo experte this morning Mikey told me he missed you AND Haley Dawn: i know i'll at least make my money back AWWWWWWWWWWWWWw jlsundberg: Haley is moving in on your territory then BUY it Dawn: damn i won it jlsundberg: then you can say you have sold every polaroid made HA Dawn: i am good at sniping i dont know how considering bunny is sitting between my arms and the keyboard i had to look over her fuzzy head to type in the bid jlsundberg: haha Dawn: she has really bad breath lately jlsundberg: do you know that NO one has bought those fleur de lis shield earrings Dawn: i think its time for her to see el doctoro WHAT jlsundberg: oh that probably means tooth decay somebody should tell your mom that HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA Dawn: HAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dawn: ARE THEY INSANE jlsundberg: thats why minnies breath is so bad Dawn: i know and jan's jlsundberg: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Dawn: HHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!HAHAH!!! jlsundberg: and she had her teeth pulled Dawn: did I ever tell you that when rich saw jan in the hospital last year he asked me if she did meth? he was actually worried. so so so sad. i keep haviong to lean to the side to type around the cats sorry for mispellings bunny has a big head minnie did have her teeth pulled foma;;hy? jlsundberg: oh and ps you may be HUH? Dawn: finally sorry cat on keyboard jlsundberg: haha all of the front ones, a while ago Dawn: huh. yeah, bunny's going in jlsundberg: you may be Mikey's BFF but Dawn: its time for her checkup jlsundberg: I am his "bestest friend ever" Dawn: AWWWWWWWWWWWw jlsundberg: although it appears as if I share that title with Sweetie and Butkus Dawn: hahahha so cute i miss the boy jlsundberg: i know me too oh wait Dawn: we are coming over tonight come hell or high water jlsundberg: he will be thrilled Dawn: i dont care if my legs fall off jlsundberg: he was asking about you last night before we left daycare Dawn: you should pick me up - is he at school today jlsundberg: he wanted to show you his picture yes he is oh he would be so thrilled Dawn: you wanna pick me up? ok cool jlsundberg: shore if i have to HAHAHAHAHAHA Dawn: HAHAHAHAHHAHA i know im such a ddrag Dawn: HAR Dawn: I AM CRABBY jlsundberg: fucking fucking me too Dawn: i promise i will be uncrabby by... later jlsundberg: i heard the most UNPLEASANT thing at Walgreens this morning Dawn: or we can just murder somebody for fun what jlsundberg: i pulled up to the drive thru for my scripts and this 65-ish lady was yelling at the microphone "My address is blah blah, just give me the fucking prescription already!!!" Dawn: omg no way no fucking way those poor walgreens ppl jlsundberg: The girl sent the prescription, but it takes a minute because Dawn: although they prolly had a good laugh about it jlsundberg: she was at the second lane and meanwhile she asked me for my name Dawn: 65-sih white track? omg i mean 65-ish white trash jlsundberg: and the bitch says "Oh sure, take care of somebody else, WHAT AM I CHOPPED LIVER?!?!" Dawn: OMG NO FUCKING WAY jlsundberg: yes And the girl apologizes to me Dawn: HILARIOUS jlsundberg: and the WTL says "You're not sorry BITCH" Dawn: EWHATY HOLY SHIT jlsundberg: "We'll see how much you laugh when you don't have a job tomorrow FATTY!!" I SWEAR TO GOD Dawn: oh no oh no she didnt jlsundberg: the poor lady inside she did Dawn: WERE THEY CRAZY PILLS???????? jlsundberg: I said, you should make her go somewhere else for her drugs you shouldnt have to listen to that Dawn: seriously jlsundberg: and she said, oh something goes wrong every time she is here Dawn: no way jlsundberg: w/E Dawn: that poor girl something doesnt go wrong jlsundberg: I would have told her to speak to my manager Dawn: she's just an ASSHOLE jlsundberg: and i am sure the manager would have told her to go somewhere else Dawn: i would have dropped the pills all over the floor, accidentally jlsundberg: so then HAHAHAH Dawn: or wiped my ass on them or crapped on them jlsundberg: i got all the way home Dawn: or peed in the bag jlsundberg: and realized that the bitch fatty forgot two scripts!!!!! Dawn: or farted into the microphone jlsundberg: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH Dawn: HAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you ASSHOLE jlsundberg: i just laughed out loud Dawn: i totally would have, too jlsundberg: would have what? Dawn: can you imagine how cool that would be farted i'd be all like yeah, well listen to this! ::GIANT FART SOUND:: sorry i cant stop now HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! whew jlsundberg: oh yeah, Ms. LIVER Dawn: i'd make a good liver a fatty liver jlsundberg: fatty lovber? levebear oh for christs sake Dawn: um shore i need to get me a microphone jlsundberg: i cant believe how crazy that woman was she was SCREAMING this stuff Dawn: she had to be on crazy pills people are so horrible jlsundberg: I AM, in fact, chopped liver. jlsundberg: or maybe, like you said Dawn: i wish everybody thought we were as funny as we think we are jlsundberg: she was waiting for her crazy pills Dawn: totally jlsundberg: seriously Dawn: i'll bet it was some kind of um whats that called BI-POLAR thats it bi-polar pills Dawn: HILARIOUS jlsundberg: and no, bipolar is a place not a pill Dawn: oh i dont get it jlsundberg: I think it is near the South Polar or is it the North Polar? Dawn: do you know how many good deals i get on polaroids because ppl are retarded and CANT SPEEL? poloroid jlsundberg: remember Joe used to say his ex went bi-polar Dawn: poarliod polariod no i dont remember that wait oh yes i do jlsundberg: bi-polaroid Dawn: polarnoid!!! jlsundberg: HAHAHAH Dawn: i bought a polarnoid last week! jlsundberg: bi-polarnoid! Dawn: got to be an idiot i like trying to guess which auctions are done by total idiots its fun jlsundberg: Gots me a polarnoid? Dawn: i love idiots jlsundberg: I love when their user ids start with Ms. Dawn: I got two turntables and a fart-grophone oh yeah or as diva in it has or thing jlsundberg: Fart-grophone I just LOL'd again Dawn: HAHAHAH jlsundberg: Ms.DivaThing thats my new name Dawn: NICE jlsundberg: You can call me MZ DIVA THANG! Dawn: I am so amused right now jlsundberg: i am a hot idiot jlsundberg: My friends call me DICK, you can call me MZ DIVA THANG! Dawn: DICK jlsundberg: yes? Dawn: zzzzzzzzz i like da zzzzzzz's jlsundberg: did my joke put you to sleap? Dawn: ayuh jlsundberg: steap Dawn: snorggle jlsundberg: ew you just drooled Dawn: i cant belive you made me buy that camera oh oh its the other cat jlsundberg: i cant believe you drooled ok we really should work we have waasted Dawn: black and white fuzzball alert ok jlsundberg: 30 minutes Dawn: WOW jlsundberg: or more Dawn: thats amwerazing it's almost like when we used to have jobs! JAJAJAJAJJAJAAAA@@@@!!! jlsundberg: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! because we are so funny Dawn: sorry cat jlsundberg: are you in a better mood? Dawn: jack says hi jlsundberg: or should we still kill somebody later? Dawn: yes thank you no, better jlsundberg: HI JACK HIJACK? Dawn: he just threw himself on th e keyboaurd jlsundberg: What the....? Did he Dawn: he's so cute jlsundberg: HIJACK it?? HAHAHAJAJSJASHADSFKsjdgfkladhgfjkdsgnxc,mvnxzchewo;'rfjsdkljfsdaf <splat> Dawn: he's in my elbowpit ok jlsundberg: did he Dawn: wokr jlsundberg: HIJACK IT????? ASJKDFKadjfglksdjglekftujhproqieutopeitujsrdlkgjdfl Dawn: OMG AWE)RIUAW#M))))))))))fij i can hear you jlsundberg: everything he douise Dawn: making that laughing thing jlsundberg: is going to be a hijacking from now on Dawn: even when he sticks his as son my chest? jlsundberg: LOLOLOLOLOLOOOLEAPRFKADSOFKdsjsadlsadfg;sdfjsad;fla Dawn: ass on jlsundberg: did he HIJACK IT????????? JASJFAOJFAD:Kfjsdklgashityqwrpo8tub3986nu3oitaj so;igh-w49758[p gn lkavjxb[9dfi6m q2g;lj4gvHQI;uprUA ET = Dawn: ass on ass off ass on ass off Dawn: OMG jlsundberg: I THINK THERE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE SOME WORDS IN THERE Dawn: NOOOOOOO! jlsundberg: WHY AM I YELLING? MARILYN SAYS Dawn: cat! jlsundberg: F U C K Dawn: cat cat jlsundberg: EFF YOU SEE KAY i am listening to marilyn through my tv Dawn: aah jlsundberg: probly not a good idea Dawn: intresting jlsundberg: i may blow my tv speakers Dawn: as long as you don't "blow" them (joey quotes) i should play some music jlsundberg: i need to hook up some spear EFF YOU Dawn: you need an ipod I need an ibra jlsundberg: SEE KAY Dawn: dont you have some speakers jlsundberg: spear? Speareks? YES I DO Dawn: DO IT tail jlsundberg: I AM ELECTRONICALLY CHALLENGED HOWEVER Dawn: on keyboard jlsundberg: or is it just laszy Dawn: me too me too jlsundberg: ok GOT TO GHAEKRNAMENRFAsdjdsuisadhgkjsbfm,xcnviuweytr[poiqehrkasd i mean work Dawn: HOLLAH K Calling jlsundberg@gmail.com at 10:32 AM on Thursday jlsundberg: and then i am Dawn: JJJJJJJa3wiu9rm3-f,09iezskm:Ldvkn-w]e00fiuasjodf jlsundberg: AHDFIAdfhsdoifhsdlfkshd;fjsdhfpusdyfosivhlskdfa Call with jlsundberg@gmail.com not answered at 10:32 AM on Thursday Incoming call from jlsundberg@gmail.com at 10:32 AM on Thursday Dawn: whoops sorry jack just tried to call you Call from jlsundberg@gmail.com missed at 10:32 AM on Thursday jlsundberg: tell him to stop Dawn: what is GOING ON jlsundberg: HIJACKING THE POHOINE Dawn: HES CARZY jlsundberg: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHDF;oadfupiowertulfksdjgnsdlkfhawep;oi bvhspoitvhwanpoiy4q5uv7g5noqairjg;lkdjt-9qg87n5vepao jfviuq345ygp[0*anU ZKLJREHVTRVF;12 CWS Dawn: he's sprawling jlsundberg: OK B Dawn: on my keyspace OK B jlsundberg: BBBBB Dawn: b a l l s jlsundberg: EFF YOU SEE KAY YOU Dawn: i need to pay for my stupid expensive camera jlsundberg: HAFLKDHFLKWDHFJKDSAHFAKJSDHFSDKUFHASDKFHSDALKJHSDKJFHSDKJFHSDKFSD Dawn: JERK jlsundberg: HA HA Dawn: tail jlsundberg: DICK Dawn: hey remember when we used to IM each other and purposely not correct our fat finger-ness? ... ... Yeah. Sent at 10:34 AM on Thursday
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